Easyjet. Because the air …
Easyjet. Because the air hostesses like to be boarded from the rear.
Continue ReadingEasyjet. Because the air hostesses like to be boarded from the rear.
Continue ReadingHe grabbed me around my slender neck I could not call or scream. He dragged me to my dingy room where we could not be seen. He tore away my flimsy wrap and gazed upon my form. I was so cold and damp and scared while he was dry and warm. He pressed his feverish […]
Continue ReadingI’m going to invent a saying about yoghurts. Well, more of a fromage phrase.
Continue ReadingI once fingered my daughter to the police. I think it was every breath you take.
Continue ReadingAfter feeling a little depressed lately, I decided to treat myself to the new Jay-Z endorsed back-scratcher. I’ve got 99 problems but an itch ain’t one.
Continue ReadingI just bought a waffle iron. I hate creased waffles.
Continue ReadingNumerous reports of an organic yoghurt being thrown in Richmond.
Continue ReadingI’ve just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven’t done a gig yet.
Continue ReadingI have an excellent sleeping pattern. But then again, I do knit my own pyjamas.
Continue ReadingI have been cheating on my wife for years and last night my girlfriend spilt the beans. It wasn’t a problem, they are only 40p a tin.
Continue ReadingMe and my wife were arguing over who got to eat the last gherkin…. What a pickle….
Continue ReadingI was on the net earlier. I now have a life ban from my local Tennis Club.
Continue ReadingBBC News:Marvel Comics introduces mixed-race Spider-Man. I wonder if his mother was a black widow?
Continue ReadingWhen I came back from Colombia I got stopped by customs officials acting on a tip off that I was carrying cocaine. It was okay though, my girlfriend took the wrap.
Continue ReadingI went to the opticians today. It was a real eye opening experience.
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