Category: wordplay

Why is ‘Charlie’ short for ‘Charles’ when clearly it isn’t?

I’m not too keen on roller-coasters. My cup of tea just keeps moving around the table.

Rigt then Wait.. That isn’t right.

I remember in 1995 when I went to an Oasis gig with my sister and my brother. And I shouted, “Go Oasis.” Then my sister left.

A mate asked me to list euphemisms for death. I’m at a loss.

I came home from work one day to find that my wife had collapsed and died in the shower. I found her dry and shriveled-up body on the floor and I couldn’t help but wonder what had happened. I figured she must have dried of natural causes.

Snapped my shoelace earlier. To be fair, I usually win most of the card games we play anyway.

I got really addicted to skipping, but I’m getting off it now. One step at a time.

Had a game of knots and crosses the other day with the wife… I Tied her up and crucified her…

Why don’t Welsh people wear their new trainers to play football? Because it Wrexham.

Ignorance can be fixed with a book. Stupidity requires a shotgun and a shovel.

Went to the flee market yesterday. My dog hated it.

Ever since I went on that helter-skelter I’ve been on a downward spiral.

There’s A Fine Line Between Hyphenated Words.

Do I enjoy shopping in all these cheap foreign supermarkets? Just a Lidl.