Category: wordplay

Having been on job seekers allowance for most of my adult life, I was pleased to hear that the job centre had finally found me a job. The role was ” technician ” on board a submarine , I stuck it out for as long as I could but in the end had to leave. […]

A piece of wood just showed me which path I should follow. It must be a sign.

My son just wrapped one of my diagrams in aluminum. That’s my plan well and truly foiled.

BBC are releasing a new programme on BBC3: Siamese Ducks They’re starting with a double bill.

I fired a sniper rifle the other day, but it didn’t really take my fancy. I guess I always knew it was a long shot.

I spent an entire month working on a gigantic puzzle with a picture of the world , and I sadly lost the one final piece of the puzzle. Now I spend every night praying for a piece in the middel east.

I used to rent a flat above a surfing shop Everything was above board.

Sausages… that’s how I roll.

I’ve been trying to think of an anagram for the word rap but unfortunately today I’m just not up to par.

An electrician and an air hostess went on a date. Sparks flew.

*EASY MONEY* Put a Ad in the local paper saying your a Driving Instructor.. Take the punters for a ride.

A man in the street offered me a used kite for free. I said, “What’s the catch?” He said, “There are no strings attatched.”

My friends all think I’m a genius because I studied at Yale… I can’t bear to tell them I’m a locksmith.

I constructed a cupboard for my wife to put bed linen and towels, but while she was putting stuff in it, it collapsed and killed her. Turns out I’d made a fatal airer.

Just seen a play called Werthers. It wasn’t all that but at least it was original.