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Having been on job seeker …

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Having been on job seekers allowance for most of my adult life, I was pleased to hear that the job centre had finally found me a job. The role was ” technician ” on board a submarine , I stuck it out for as long as I could but in the end had to leave. […]

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A piece of wood just show …

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A piece of wood just showed me which path I should follow. It must be a sign.

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My son just wrapped one o …

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My son just wrapped one of my diagrams in aluminum. That’s my plan well and truly foiled.

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BBC are releasing a new p …

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BBC are releasing a new programme on BBC3: Siamese Ducks They’re starting with a double bill.

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I fired a sniper rifle th …

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I fired a sniper rifle the other day, but it didn’t really take my fancy. I guess I always knew it was a long shot.

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I spent an entire month w …

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I spent an entire month working on a gigantic puzzle with a picture of the world , and I sadly lost the one final piece of the puzzle. Now I spend every night praying for a piece in the middel east.

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I used to rent a flat abo …

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I used to rent a flat above a surfing shop Everything was above board.

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Sausages… that’s how I …

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Sausages… that’s how I roll.

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I’ve been trying to think …

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I’ve been trying to think of an anagram for the word rap but unfortunately today I’m just not up to par.

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An electrician and an air …

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An electrician and an air hostess went on a date. Sparks flew.

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*EASY MONEY* Put a Ad in …

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*EASY MONEY* Put a Ad in the local paper saying your a Driving Instructor.. Take the punters for a ride.

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A man in the street offer …

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A man in the street offered me a used kite for free. I said, “What’s the catch?” He said, “There are no strings attatched.”

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My friends all think I’m …

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My friends all think I’m a genius because I studied at Yale… I can’t bear to tell them I’m a locksmith.

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I constructed a cupboard …

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I constructed a cupboard for my wife to put bed linen and towels, but while she was putting stuff in it, it collapsed and killed her. Turns out I’d made a fatal airer.

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Just seen a play called W …

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Just seen a play called Werthers. It wasn’t all that but at least it was original.

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