Category: wordplay

Any shadow puppeteers in? Can I get a show of hands, please?

I can’t believe it’s pancake Tuesday again. Honestly, it just crped up on me.

I’m an indonesian five-year-old and I made your PC.

I’m sure they’ll find the Higgs Boson particle. It’s just a matter of time.

I’ve developed a new way of playing tic-tac-toe where you can’t take your pen off the page… It’s hard to get across

The few friends I do have keep asking me for money. I’ve always been a loaner.

All my bandmates are ill so I have to sing alone, I’ve never felt solo.

I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on. This one was written in London.

I’ve got a business painting portraits of interracial couples, I’m one of the world’s best Mixed Marital Artists.

Since the wife started working at the bookies, I don’t know who she thinks she is…. Coming home shouting the odds.

I was starving last night, so I made some Indian salsa. After his dance I made him get me a curry.

What’s the difference between James Milner and an Andy Parsons tour? James Milner is a sell out.

My mate did a free fall the other day. His parachute didn’t open, so he didn’t pay.

I’m fed up with ‘Eat as much as you can’ deals.

I saw a WPC wearing suspenders in a traffic jam. I asked her, “What’s the hold up?”