Category: wordplay

My wife and I have a son who likes lighting fires. He’s arson.

I don’t know what a ship’s chimney is called. Funnelly enough

I recently signed up for a website dedicated to science calculators. It won’t let me Log In.

To get this joke, you have to have a connection to the internet.

I really don’t get these ‘pokes’ on Facebook… I think It’s because I have no friends.

How can you tell a potent man from an impotent man? Oh, there’s a vas deferens

Factory-farmed salmon have been identified by scientists as containing potentially harmful levels of PCBs and dioxins. They’re always sneaking things into salmon. Like the L.

My mate just told me that he’s going to a fancy dress party dressed as an Italian island.. I Said ”Don’t be Sicily!”

My son has started playing in the green house. I suspect he’ll soon grow out of it.

Corpoliticallyrect. That’s politically in correct.

I think it was totally unfair what they did to rosa parks on that bus. She did call shotgun.

My friend told me he was putting his life savings into maufacturing a board game in which armies move around a map of the world, conquering territories and earning reinforcements. Sounds a bit Risky.

I saw an old friend working in ASDA today. He said, “I haven’t seen you since the customer help desk closed down. How have you been?” I said, “Can’t complain”

Teacher: Why can a person`s hand never be more than eleven inches? Pupil: Because if it were twelve inches,it would be a foot……

I’ve got a lot of sympathy for ploughmen. Some of their job is harrowing.