Category: wordplay

Ah love…. it comes in spurts.

Overs… Worst To Best: 1) Comb 2) Hang 3) Left 4) Make 5) Leg

Spaghetti Girls…straight until wet

I’m giving up casually supporting my body against stationary objects for leant.

I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I just made a killing on the Stock Market. I took my AK-47 to the local Abattoir.

I used to run a dating agency for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

Halal. Is it meat you’re looking for?

Just met a singing oven He had a great range

As a doctor at a fertility clinic, I try to ignore this recession the country is in, I’ve far more impotent things to worry about.

Got back home from serving in Helmand province and there was a big smelly Afghan, playing around on my bed with my wife. Lovely dog, but it’s hairs were getting everywhere.

I felt sick today. I’m not sure whose it was but it had carrots in it.

What do you call a girl living in the playboy mansion in the Czech Republic? Czechmate.

Always take a tin of novelty pasta to wedding receptions. That way, if you get bored, you can throw a few shapes on the dancefloor.

When I was playing with my little model car, my mate said it would be much better if it was remote controlled. ‘Alright, no need to get RC with me,’ I replied

Statistically 10 in 2 people suffer from Dyscalculia