Category: wordplay

Everytime I visit my psychologist he’s a little shorter? Guess that’s why he’s called a shrink.

A rugby player had a stroke, and when he woke up said that he felt no attraction to girls and promptly became a hairdresser. If only the England Rugby Team had a stroke before the World Cup. They may have woken up as rugby players

I hated being a careers officer in Africa and having to ask… “So, what do you want to be IF you grow up?”

2 apples on a date, she hoped it’d be romantic, he just wanted to be in cider…

After chopping off my taller rivals feet in a revenge attack, we’re now level.

I might study something at a university that someone once told me about. There is a degree of ambiguity there.

My favourite Acronym is still TBC.

northumbria police have today taken seafood off all station canteen menus and are advising all staff that they will only have a little fishy on a little dishy when the moat comes in.

Why did the letter H kill himself? Because the G-had.

My wife was doing the laundry when she asked if i had any darks to go in the wash. So i called in Jemal from the cotton field.

Most of my mates wear expensive cowboy trousers. They’re nice chaps.

How do you make a Sharpe salad? With some Sean beans…

My daughter asked me to make her a ballerina’s skirt. I didn’t have a clue where to start but then I put tu and tu together.

I would have told my wife that she had just eaten rat poison, but she would have kept trying to bring it up.

What do you get if you eat a Blackberry? A Bluetooth.