Category: wordplay

If guns don’t kill people, people kill people – Does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Archaeologists have just discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed in chocolate. Apparently it was Pharoah Rocher.

I haven’t used my eBook reader for a while. Maybe it’s time to rekindle our relationship.

Optimistic : Optimus Prime’s psychic brother.

I just split up with my blind, inflatable girlfriend.. She didn’t see it coming but at least I let her down gently.

I asked my mate to tell me an alternative name for an Eskimo. Ian knew it.

I work at an employment agency for people with disabilities. I received this letter today – “H , my name s rcky and am blnd” Poor guy can’t use his I’s.

When I was in America I drove on the right side of the road. The left.

Two worms stood in a cue. One says “Can you smell wood?”

Who likes rhetorical questions anyway?…

My cat has been scratching in the living room all day. I wish I never taught it to DJ.

I was doing important work on the computer and it shuts down by itself to do some automatic updates. I hit the keyboard abit and the bottom left key fell off. I lost ctrl

I hate my family having such high expectations of me. Just the other day my dad asked me for ‘a cuppa’, and all of a sudden I’m meant to be some sort of pottery expert.

‘Rare’ Youtube footage – then how am I watching you?

On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.