Category: wordplay

With all these souvenirs being made in the lead up to a British wedding, It really gives a new meaning to the concept of “A Royal Teabag”…

In the grand scheme of things. It was the nicest housing estate I’d ever seen.

Me and my girlfriend met whilst working at a plastic-wrap factory. I had to end it though, she was far too clingy.

As I crept through the African bush, the smell of the illicit trade in chicken ova hit me. I reached the clearing and there they were! Poachers.

What’s hard, hairy and full of white juices? A coconut

What’s the difference between bride and groom? I don’t “bride” school girls

There’s a Muslim in the street carrying a gun. Police say he’s Ahmed and dangerous.

BBC Football Commentary: The ball breaks to Didier Drogba, whose cross-come-shot is blocked. For a second there, I thought I had mixed my internet tabs up.

Candles are wicked.

My alarm went off this morning. It still hasn’t come back yet and I’m beginning to worry.

I like my women, like I like my tea. In a bag, only the leaves are on the outside.

“What is the date?” a man asked me today. Something very similar to a prune I said.

If you’re ill don’t come down to the pub in an effort to feel better. People like you make me sick.

Never follow a friends advice. “Go to Subway for dinner, It’s expensive but it’s lovely!” So I did, and my friend was half right, It was expensive. But after 3 hours of riding around on trains I was skint and still starving.

I think my karate instructor has got a great sixth sensei.