Category: wordplay

I think i’m interbred. I love Naan.

French killer may strike again. He wants mort.

My best friend was a hairdresser, and he died doing what he loved. Dying.

Know any jokes about Sodium? Na.

Daylight savings. I won’t lose any sleep over it…

I was playing darts with my son today. He wouldn’t stick in the board though, no matter how hard I threw him.

I was video shooting earlier. Emptied a whole round on my wife’s Twilight box set.

I was in the final round of a quiz yesterday and I had to think of a word that ended in ‘se’. I said ‘course’ and it was wrong so I lost the quiz. Oh well, could’ve been worse I suppose.

I’ve organised a church bazaar but can’t find the keys to unlock the gates. I’m in trouble now. My fete is sealed.

I went to my local Spar and everyone was doing martial arts.

This next song is called ‘Lego’ Break it down.

“I decided to become an organ donor for my 12 year old daughter last week!” “So, that’s why you stole it from the local church?”, the police officer asked.

spend some time at my daughters grave today. shes not dead she just thinks im building a sandpit.

The bouncers refused my son entry into the local night club because they said he looked like a minor. Mind you, i told him the moleskins, davy lamp, safety helmet and pick axe were a bit of a giveaway.

I’m producing a new reality t.v. show. We take ten sailors and try to mold them into chefs. Cooking with seamen.