Category: wordplay

Books about physical attraction towards both male and female are hard to come bi.

Stonehenge Rocks.

I bought a picture book about the One Hundred Year War. It was a long, drawn-out battle.

BBC News: “Boy, four, found dead in tumble dryer in Ashbourne home.” I guess the trampoline in their garden just didn’t have enough bounce.

I don’t drink alcohol for religious reasons. I drink it for other reasons.

SKY NEWS: Woman “Hid dead babies in cool boxes” It must be a slow news day if Sky News are commenting on how nice the boxes were.

I got sacked from my job at Britvic. I just couldn’t concentrate.

BBC News ..’Tense Kyrgyzstan holds referendum’ .. The scrabble adjudicators finally agreed ‘Kyrgyzstan’ was a proper noun, rather than a tense and still scored 234

The definition of a Yankee. It is the same as a quickee except you are by yourself!

I visited a memorial to all the men who died while working for Pickfords. It was very moving.

I bought a car that had been tuned up by a movie editor. I took it for a test drive and it went like the clappers.

I wish I hadn’t bought that corrugated iron. If anything it’s made my clothes MORE creased.

My girlfriend wouldn’t let me post myself in the mail. I was so angry, I stamped my feet.

My mate loves to grind his teeth. I prefer to use a skateboard.

It’s an item, placed into an auction upon which people who wish to own it can bid. Well, that explains a lot..