Category: wordplay

My local petrol station had a letter stolen from its sign last night. They’re sending out an Esso S.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It.

A hot wine waitress poured me a drink earlier, She gave me a semillon.

My argumentative family all sat down together for a game of Bukaroo earlier. It only took a couple of minutes for it all to kick off.

I recently lost my son. Toys R Us sure is a big place. Not that I lost him there, he died last week of AIDS. I just thought the size of the store should be acknowledged.

I read a modern variation of the Hansel and Gretel fairytale. It was still sort of grimm.

I was running naked on the beach for a dare and found a stash of money and drugs. That was a lucky streak.

Women’s genitals are not a “Phenomenon”. They’re just “For nommin’ on”.

Local News: Man’s body found by tree… … and is now promoted to Chief Detective Tree.

My insomnia is so bad I should be thrown in prison for resisting a rest.

I’ve been struggling for weeks to think of a Fishing wordplay joke. I just need someone to throw me a line.

E will be the end of me.

The price of owning a faulty jetpack is going through the roof.

I just asked my friend if her baby likes Aptamil 1… She said she doesn’t have Sky.

i make a tidy profit selling cleaning products