Category: wordplay

Jeff Goldblum is pretty fly for a white guy.

On this day in 1877, Thomas Edison demonstrates his phonograph for the first time. It soon becomes a record.

My wife just caught me red handed. Tell you what,this painting without gloves sure is a messy business.

I was never one to make a scene. Which is probably why I was a terrible playwright.

I’ve just climbed to the top of a mountain, It gave me summit to do.

I’ve never wanted to be a writer, but after meeting The Godfather I think that will change. He said he’s gonna make me an Author, I can’t refuse.

Although I am a fan of all the Thomas ‘Mueller Corner’ jokes there have been on here I can’t help but feel international football’s comentary wordplay reached its zenith at Euro 96 in the days of Seaman coming out to smother Kuntz

Ironically, The Dog Inn pub has a really small car park.

I keep having dreams about raisins and sultanas. It’s recurrent.

Michael Laudrup is set to be named new Swansea boss. I don’t know why he’s changing his name and to something as stupid as that.

I met a Dutchman yesterday with sat-nav shoes. He never ever gets lost. Clever clogs.

What do you call that schizophrenic woman down the street? Jaqueline Hyde.

They say you should never go to sleep on an empty stomach. After last night, I agree. A bed is a lot comfier.

My hearing aid has just broke…if anyone has a spare one give me a shout !!!

Seems like it’s Crimewatch time, favourite part of my night! Although my wife seems scared of living in Liverpool.