I got sacked on my first …
I got sacked on my first day as a tree surgeon. All I did was attempt to remove a man’s appendix with a conifer.
Continue ReadingI got sacked on my first day as a tree surgeon. All I did was attempt to remove a man’s appendix with a conifer.
Continue ReadingI went to see my doctor with a bad cough today. When I got there I gave him a packet of strepsils and told him to get well soon!
Continue ReadingMy mate swears that he dreams in colour. I say it’s just a pigment of his imagination.
Continue ReadingI went to university three times in three different disguises. I got found out after they gave me the third degree.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend is on the pill but is thinking of trying something else. I told her if the cap fits.
Continue ReadingYou never know what’s coming round the corner in South Africa, until it hits you.
Continue ReadingI don’t think the people in this nudist colony likes me at all. Maybe it’s because I came in my trousers.
Continue ReadingI’ve put in so many shifts where I work recently that they’ve decided to fire me. Keyboard manufacturing isn’t as easy as it looks.
Continue ReadingI have some jokes about the unemployed. They need work though.
Continue ReadingA man has died after falling into a vat full of Cadbury chocolate. At least he died a Hero.
Continue ReadingI was told the lift at work was out of order. I didn’t think it was that bad, I only lifted her skirt for a quick look.
Continue ReadingI was slicing open a Kiwi last night, and I thought to myself; God I hate New Zealanders.
Continue ReadingI took my cat to get neutered last week. He hasn’t brought any birds home since.
Continue ReadingI like women how I like my coal… Slags.
Continue ReadingMy friend came to me with the idea of opening an affordable clothes store I told him there’s a Gap in the market for that.
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