Category: wordplay

I was cleaning my son’s room and found thousands of sheets of origami paper under his bed. I don’t know what to make of it.

I just clocked this guy acting suspiciously outside my house. It was an unusual choice of weapon.

I always win at Twister. Hands down.

I’m not saying Adele is fat as such – just that I recently heard a rumor that Pop ‘N Fresh has a poster of her on his kitchen wall for inspiration

This time last year I weighed nine stones… I don’t know why I just wanted to weigh them.

Tink my postmn is a thif My leters keep gong misin

The wife found a lump, and went to the doctor……………………..and the breast is history.

Lady Gaga’s lyrics are so obscure. I think she has hidden a gender.

I suffer from bi-polar disorder. My house in Antarctica is even messier than the one on the North Pole.

James Bond goes to a Christmas fancy dress party, one of his friends say to him, “James, you smell absolutely lovely! But what have you come as?” To which he replies, “A mint spy”

Watching the beach volleyball just now. People try to put it down but it requires excellent hand-eye co-ordination… seemingly it’s even harder when your playing it!

I texted my friend earlier saying, ‘I’m having a party for my birthday.’ He replied, ‘That’s not much information mate, elaborate?’ I said, ‘Not really, just a few people round for some beers.’

Why did the right angle triangle go to the beach? Because it was 90 degrees.

The body of a second US sailor missing in Afghanistan has been found. I’d guess he drowned when he fell off his ship of the desert.

I’ve started doing a magic act for the people I’ve kidanpped. I like to have a captive audience.