I had a bit of a shock wh …
I had a bit of a shock when I found out my parents had put an electric fence around their house.
Continue ReadingI had a bit of a shock when I found out my parents had put an electric fence around their house.
Continue ReadingI got sacked from my job at the clock factory. I just stood around making faces all day.
Continue ReadingI got in the car with my drug dealer the other day. He drove around slowly, before picking up speed.
Continue ReadingI needed some inspiration earlier. So I took a deep breath.
Continue ReadingIf got a self centred cat with a stutter. It’s all me-me-me-meow.
Continue ReadingI congratulated a toilet cubicle earlier. It was recently engaged
Continue ReadingDid you hear the story about the mechanic that thought he was a surgeon? It’s heart-wrenching stuff
Continue ReadingWhat is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea.
Continue ReadingAs soon as I was diagnosed with leprosy, the first thing I did was dump my girlfriend. I gave her the elbow.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend finished me because I wasn’t a morning person. I said, ‘Well, at the end of the day…’
Continue ReadingWent to go and see that new film about an adventurous biscuit. The Bourbon Supremacy.
Continue ReadingMy mate gets women by putting his hand in Archers and letting them lick it. They come running when he Schnapps his fingers.
Continue ReadingI was in a lecture the other day falling asleep, when some guy shouted “Wake up!” I immediately awoke and carried on delivering my presentation.
Continue ReadingThe internet has become too politically correct. What’s all this nonsense about disabled cookies? In my day they were called broken biscuits.
Continue ReadingA dispute broke out between me and the gang over the disposal of the murder wepon. but we buried the hatchet.
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