Me and my mate played a g …
Me and my mate played a game of Russian Roulette last night, but instead of using a gun we used a tool-box. I hammered him.
Continue ReadingMe and my mate played a game of Russian Roulette last night, but instead of using a gun we used a tool-box. I hammered him.
Continue ReadingI had a problem with my card the other day, so I decided to ring the bank about it. Apparently, they don’t care if the Birthday message is spelled wrong.
Continue ReadingI Forgot my gloves. Now I gotta walk around like I’m devising an evil plan.
Continue ReadingI used to sniff glue, but now I find it tacky
Continue ReadingLike most REAL men I love beer and sports. In fact it was just the other day I was drinking my can of draught while watching the big football game and admiring my new pair of snooker boots.
Continue ReadingWhere does a Yorkshireman buy his chewy from? eBay Gum.
Continue ReadingSmartphone app hails taxis from comfort of home, Like A phone then.
Continue ReadingI walked into a rather intimidating Dragons Den the other day. It sneezed and burnt my eyebrows off.
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought a pack of Brownies at auction for 500 – nearly half the guide price.
Continue ReadingI asked my teenage daughter what was her main goal in life. She said “I’d really like to go through a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.”
Continue ReadingWhy do we need to return to the moon anyway? It’s not like we’re running low on cheese.
Continue ReadingJust had my first ever fortune cookie. Tasted awesome, taste better if they wouldn’t put paper in them though.
Continue ReadingMy cat died today in a microwave-related incident. He ate my popcorn.
Continue ReadingI have heard the Pentagon play a pretty good game of 5 a side football.
Continue ReadingI have unbelievable luck in restaurants. Whenever I sit down at a dirty table I always find loads of money.
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