Category: statistics

Hit me at 40 and there’s an 80% I’ll die. Hit me at 30 and there’s an 80% chance I’ll live. I wonder how many kids they killed to get those statistics.

Statistically, 365 out of 365 days of the year are taken up with the ‘one-day-only-DFS-sale”

100% of divorces are caused by marriage.

95% of items that get thrown into my bin are sticky tissues The other 5% is made up from girls’ feelings, thoughts and opinions.

According to official statistics, the average person laughs 13 times a day. They’ve never visited Sickipedia…

Recent surveys show that 0% of the population lie when doing a survey.

Statisticly 60% of people end up in the bins outside after liposuction.

In a recent survey, 100% of blackmail victims believe blackmail should be legal.

Aaron Ramsey, now that’s what I call a Deadly Strike.

From Last.fm: My Chemical Romance at Seattle, United States. “1 person attended.” You just have to laugh at that.

Apparently 50% of married people are unhappy. Yeah, they are called men.

Statistically, two out of every one Iranian will vote for this.

Statistically, 1 in 3 burglars… is an eBay PowerSeller.

30% of people don’t believe TV advertising. The other 70% said their cats preferred Whiskas.

1/3 people slip maths into everyday conversation.