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What happened to Bebo? I …

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What happened to Bebo? I heard it’s where Facebook operators suggest the paedophiles go.

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I was suprised to see how …

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I was suprised to see how bad dyslexia was when I browsed the ‘Dyslexic’s social forum’. Or facebook as some people call it.

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Facebook isn’t the only p …

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Facebook isn’t the only place I poke under-aged children.

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Forbes billionaire list i …

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Forbes billionaire list is out and CEO and co-founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire on the list at age 25. Bet you his Mother doesn’t tell him he’s spending too much time on Facebook.

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Facebook Kevin McGee ..th …

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Facebook Kevin McGee ..thinks death is much better than life Matt Lucas..Yeah i know Andy does not like this

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I have a friend on Facebo …

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I have a friend on Facebook whose status says “Suicidal – Standing on the edge of a cliff”. So I poked him…

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It must be difficult for …

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It must be difficult for Muslim women to tell each other apart when it comes to tagging photos on Facebook.

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Google Plus recently anno …

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Google Plus recently announced a new service called Google games. In a press statement they announced 3 other new products called Square, Triangle and R2.

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I just found out today th …

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I just found out today that I’m sentenced to four years in prison. If anyone sees this, please go on my Facebook and change my relationship status to “it’s complicated”.

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I was on the way home fro …

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I was on the way home from work the other day, when I got talking to some girl at the bus stop. We got off at the same stop, so I asked If she wanted to come in and stay the night. After a whole night of pleasure I decided to add her on Facebook. […]

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Deleting your Facebook is …

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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. Your just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour.

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Definition of: “Hey Hun, …

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Definition of: “Hey Hun, are these recent pics”? On Facebook. Basically means: “Do you still look like that or have you got fatter and uglier”?

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The new privacy settings …

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The new privacy settings on Facebook will inevitably lead to 3 events: 1) A rapid increase in the number of lonely males over the age of 50 joining Facebook 2) A quiet period of a few days which they spend ‘finding friends’ 3) A sharp decline in the number of Facebook users below the age […]

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I was recently the victim …

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I was recently the victim of a Facebook group, “Most Immature Person In The World. Period”. I had to comment on this, so I posted on the group’s wall.. “Hahahahaha , PERIOD” yesterday at 4:20pm.

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The only time women will …

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The only time women will be asked ‘what is on your mind?’ is when they log onto Facebook.

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