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Facebook chat has become so slow now Ive started sending my messages through the royal mail.
Continue ReadingFacebook chat has become so slow now Ive started sending my messages through the royal mail.
Continue ReadingLiking your own posts on facebook is like smelling your own farts, Everyone does it, but you shouldn’t do it in public
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
Continue ReadingI hope that Peter Harvey’s victim has updated his Facebook status. It specifically asks ”What’s on your mind”. That’ll be a large block of lead then.
Continue ReadingEveryone seen the “30000 Members And I Release Madeleine McCann!!” group on facebook? I see a lot of people are writing this group is sick. Now I’m not particularly hip or ghetto, but I’m pretty sure “sick” is a good thing.
Continue ReadingI recently got invited to a facebook group, ‘Treat your girl how you would treat your xbox’; I joined because it’s true in so many ways. I get bored of it after about half an hour, I hit it when it doesn’t work and when a better model is available, I sell my old one […]
Continue ReadingI poked my great grandma on facebook today. Well,she was lying on my laptop.
Continue ReadingFacebook Group: ‘Watch your children on the internet’ Needless to say after clicking it, I was disappointed .
Continue ReadingThe government have refused to subsidise my farmville, so I refuse to back their war in afghanistanville.
Continue ReadingI just poked my daughter on facebook, glad thats the foreplay out the way…
Continue ReadingI’d like to thank all the women on facebook for posting on their status where they like to keep their handbags in a pathetic attempt to try and sound dirty by saying “I like it on the kitchen table”. It really made my day. Its saved me a fortune on batteries not having to use […]
Continue ReadingMy Wife just became a fan of “Unknown Drunken Injuries” on Facebook. It’s good to see she’s playing along.
Continue ReadingJust seen a Facebook group called “To see the funniest thing ever hold down alt + F4!” Jokes on them, it doesn’t work! Just closes the webpage…
Continue ReadingI took this personality test on the internet, and it said… “Describe yourself.” I answered, “I thought you were doing that for me?”
Continue ReadingI can think of nothing better than getting your Sickipedia joke turned into a Facebook group…..
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