I’ve just noticed my frie …
I’ve just noticed my friends on facebook have all been joining the group “RIP Brittany Murphy”. Good to see I’m not the only one who’s a fan of necrophilia.
Continue ReadingI’ve just noticed my friends on facebook have all been joining the group “RIP Brittany Murphy”. Good to see I’m not the only one who’s a fan of necrophilia.
Continue ReadingI just saw a Facebook page called:”Boys should treat girls like they treat their Xbox & PS3″ What, sat on a shelf getting occasionally played with whilst talking to mates.
Continue ReadingStatistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy… Oh sorry, I thought this was Facebook.
Continue ReadingJohn Terry changed his relationship status to ‘It’s complicated’
Continue ReadingStarted out on Twitter about a week ago, still only have 6 followers… Little bit depressing when a hated and ridiculed Jew from 2000 years ago had twice as many followers as I do now.
Continue ReadingThe joys of Facebook. The current girlfriend and the secret girlfriend are both commenting on a picture of me and the future girlfriend.
Continue ReadingSo thanks to facebook i now know it’s christmas tomorrow.
Continue ReadingThere’s something better then facebook for woman. It’s called cookbook……….
Continue ReadingFacebook was forced to take its chat system offline this week for security reasons. With all that poking you’re bound to catch a virus.
Continue ReadingBBC Headline: ‘New Richest Man – Carlos Slim overtakes Bill Gates in world rich list’ Facebook – ‘Friend request pending’
Continue ReadingFacebook chat: For those people who you really don’t want to give your number out to.
Continue ReadingMy wife wants to leave me, she just doesn’t appreciate the fact I get up at 3am every morning, work for hours. Watering the crops, feeding the animals. That farmville is quite addictive.
Continue ReadingI saw a group on Facebook called “Dear students, I know when you’re texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher.” Unless you’re a black guy sitting next to a white guy…
Continue Reading“When did all these drama filled reality TV shows about food, weather, kids, and relationships start using closed captioning for the hearing impaired?” I thought to myself. Then I realised I was on Facebook.
Continue ReadingIn case of a fire, exit building before tweeting about it.
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