Category: social networks

Add on Facebook: “The Spartan Workout. Learn how actors from the movie 300 gained muscle and got in shape fast, easy and free. Click here to learn more” I’ll save you the trouble, it’s called CGI.

You know your social life is over when you tell your mates you ”cant come out tonight” because you need to stay in and harvest your strawberries otherwise they would whither and gain you no farmcoins on Farmville.

As a burglar i have to say i am loving Apple and Facebooks latest partnership.

Facebook has started testing a system that lets people pay to make their posts more visible on other people’s feeds. Bad news for fathers of teenage girls, then.

Theres this group on Facebook right, Treat your Girlfriend how you treat your xbox and xbox games. play with it for a bit, till i get bored and sell it in for hard cash, punch it when i get frustrated, and when the 3 red lights come on, i immediately ring Mr gates and get […]

So they’re making a film about Facebook. I wonder if anyone will like it?

My favourite position is the Farmville Ploughing away for 3 minutes, and then waiting a few days before I do it all over again.

I was on facebook and I saw one of those banners at the side. It said “Rhianna’s IQ is 117! Can you beat her?” So I thought Chris Brown already did.

A lot of girls on facebook aren’t giving men credit for their intelligence! “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle”… Of course you are, you’re female.

Just seen the group “Norfolk Facebook Users”. I’m not surprised there’s a lot of users from Norfolk. Facebook is the only social networking site which allows you to set your daughter or sister as your wife.

Facebook. The only place in life where it isn’t frowned upon to poke you sister.

My girlfriend complained that i spend too much time on the internet, and that we haven’t had a real conversation in ages. I lol’d and told her to stfu.

‘Facebook adds new relationship statuses’. They obviously didn’t like my ‘desperate’ suggestion!

The only time my father ever told me he loved me was on his Facebook status. I just hope he never finds out it was me who hacked his account.

My Dad came up to me the other day and said “son what’s the point of this Facebook thing then?” “Well,” I replied, “I use it to find people I’ve fancied for years, friend them and then crack one off to their pictures…. But also it’s a great way to keep in touch with friends […]