I’ve just changed my rela …
I’ve just changed my relationship status on Facebook to, ‘it’s complicated.’ It took me three hours.
Continue ReadingI’ve just changed my relationship status on Facebook to, ‘it’s complicated.’ It took me three hours.
Continue ReadingMark Zuckerberg is Time Magazine’s ‘Person of the Year’. I found out on twitter.
Continue ReadingTagged Photos: The more you click, the younger they get.
Continue ReadingFacebook – letting you know what time your friends kids woke them up since 2003
Continue ReadingDrunk facebooking is like a fat chick, we know we shouldn’t do it but when its put there in front of you it’s a different story and either way you wake up the next morning thinking oh god what have I done
Continue Readingi just found out facebook is now in 57 languages! now everyone in britain can use it!
Continue ReadingBBC NEWS ‘Boy detained for Facebook murder’ What did he do? Poke him to death?
Continue ReadingYou cant beat Sickipedia for the fastest current event jokes. Im looking forward to logging on from prison and reading all the jokes about my neighbours children.
Continue ReadingA guy I know posted this message on Facebook: “I’m sad to say my closest compannion for the last 15 yers Barney the dog has dyed”. On reflection, it was probably insensitive of me to respond “what colour?”
Continue ReadingI’ve been flirting with a girl on Facebook for the last few weeks and last night we decided to meet up. Looking at her with a very disappointed face I said, “You don’t look anything like your profile picture.” She said, “That’s my three-year-old daughter.”
Continue ReadingI’m schizophrenic. Well I think that’s a better excuse than ‘I have no friends’ as to why I like my own status’ on Facebook.
Continue ReadingOk, so this girl on Facebook posted a status which read: “How can I get rid of this morning sickness?” Turns out replying, “Try a coat hanger” is a good way to get yourself deleted.
Continue ReadingStill waiting for “Brothelville” on Facebook…
Continue ReadingNothing says I can’t get a boyfriend like changing your Facebook relationship status to “married to another woman”
Continue ReadingI’m certainly no coward, if I’ve got something to say, I’ll say it to your facebook!
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