If facebook got shut down …
If facebook got shut down what would we do, socialise?
Continue ReadingIf facebook got shut down what would we do, socialise?
Continue ReadingYou know you got issues when your mother comes top on your Facebook stalkers.
Continue ReadingPaki name? – Check Repeatedly updating status? – Check Cartoon for profile picture? – Check No. I wont add you as a friend Mohammed Khan.
Continue ReadingThere are two types of people in this world… Some who you don’t hear from all day because they’re out having fun in the snow. And some who update their Facebook status every 5 minutes with running commentary on how the snow looks pretty from their bedroom window.
Continue ReadingI was recently invited to join a group on Facebook called “RIP Michael Jackson” So I joined, and did exactly that. I was promptly removed from said group.
Continue ReadingMy wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Facebook. That’s one less person on my friends list.
Continue ReadingMy wife said she’s leaving me because of my addiction to Facebook, I didn’t comment, I just gave her a thumbs up.
Continue ReadingSickipedia. A place for Facebook status’ which you’re scared your boss might fire you for.
Continue ReadingNeville1951 wrote: “Isn’t it funny that you can have over 200 friends on Facebook,, but still manage to find it hard to get someone to come out with you for a pint down the pub.” Yeah to be fair though 95% of the people on my facebook are just random birds I’ve added to check […]
Continue ReadingRegarding its site being shut down due to hackers, Twitter’s bosses said: “We are defending against a denial-of-service attack, and will update status again shortly.” Presumably on Facebook.
Continue ReadingDon’t you just hate it when you’re Facebook stalking a girl and pictures of her come up from when she was 12. No, wait, who am I kidding…
Continue ReadingWith everyone changing their profile pic on facebook to a pic of their mom for mother’s day, I’ve realized I have a lot of friends. With MILFs.
Continue ReadingSky News Website reports… Netlog-A social networking site which shows children posing in their underwear and displays their ages has been criticised by child protection campaigners… Well its safe to say there will be no Database Latency issues on sickipedia for the foreseeable future!
Continue ReadingI bet twitter will get a record number of new members tonight
Continue ReadingI keep getting false notifications on Facebook. I’m notified of something, I get all excited and happy, I think ahead wondering what it could be, only to find out nothing’s arrived. Now I know how my wife felt after her miscarriage.
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