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Can’t wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Facebook
Continue ReadingCan’t wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Facebook
Continue ReadingIn order to fix the current problem’s with Zynga and Facebook, go to account, then account status, then ”cancel account.” Then shut down computer, pick it up, slam it against the wall, then go outside and revert back to your previous normal life you had before Facebook and Zynga
Continue Reading“999 emergency services police department, how can I help?” “A man has broken into my house, he has a gun and has my wife hostage.” “Sorry, sir, but we do not have any units available right now.” “Okay, but someone has just called me a nasty word on Twitter.” “Why didn’t you say? We’ll have […]
Continue ReadingFacebook gives Sickipedia a pasting in a popularity poll. A copy and pasting.
Continue ReadingSorry Judge, but I misunderstood when facebook told me to fertilise my daughters crops.
Continue ReadingFacebook- Starting fights, and getting people laid since 2004
Continue ReadingJoint Facebook accounts. For couples with serious trust issues!
Continue ReadingFacebook group – ‘now that i think about it, i have never seen a chinese policeman’. Funny that, I’ve seen dozens. Or maybe just one.
Continue ReadingEarlier today I saw the facebook group “Kids vs Cancer”. It turns out writing “My money is on cancer everytime” is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.
Continue ReadingGetting poked on facebook seems to be the only physical contact I get lately.
Continue ReadingI never understood why anyone would put “It’s complicated” under their relationship status on facebook. After going on Raoul Moat’s facebook page i now understand
Continue ReadingBest Facebook status ever… Step1: post -IT WORKED!! Step2: wait like 5minutes Step3: post-i am going to try out my new time machine
Continue ReadingI like to occasionally frape myself to fool people into thinking that I actually have friends
Continue ReadingI just started setting up my Google+ account. I think it’s cute how Google plays dumb and asks me to fill in my personal information
Continue ReadingMy little black book of past conquests is hidden in plain sight of my wife. Thank you Facebook.
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