Category: social networks

You can learn a lot about people from Facebook. Sarah Jones: is off for a bath Comments John Marsden: wave to the camera

The unemployment level in my area doesn’t seem that bad. A lot of girls on my Facebook are listed as working at “Full Time Mummy”.

I got A friend request on a forum by username ”Doyoulovemen69” Didn’t know what to do because my options were ‘confirm’ and ‘not now’.

Went to watch that new social networking film with my best mate the other day, didn’t catch all of it though, he kept poking me.

Facebook was down for a while …. I paniked and I phoned anyone from my list asking them What are you people eating? How are your pets? and How’s the weather in your area?!

Facebook group: My school cares more about uniform than it does Education!! I totally agree, nothing better than a nice young lad in summer shorts.

All my friends were doing it, I thought I might as well, and that I might earn some popularity for it. But two weeks and a court date later, it seems I misunderstood what all the young people online mean by ‘face-raping’.

My Wife said she is leaving me because she doesn’t have a private life… I found this out 2 weeks in advanced because I hacked her facebook.

The Pope’s joined twitter! I hope he uses the right font

Saw this on twibbon, they didn’t need to tell us it was about america. “We believe that America was founded on the principles of individual freedom, limited government, and a free market. We acknowledge that this is a republic and that WE are the majority. We will remain quite no longer.” 13 supporters

Just tried that “elf yourself” application on Facebook, was rather fun, and decided to create a scenario with my three best mates dancing around. I can’t wait to see the look on their faces when they realise the other person they’re dancing with is Madeleine McCann.

Proof that Facebook is run by Sickipedians: Remove your profile picture and you’ll see their idea of a perfect silhouette is a white one, not a black one.

Anyone else find it funny that on Facebook’s FarmVille all the lonely sheep are black!

Are you under 16 and find it difficult to make friends? Are you over 30, with paedopohilic tendencies? Try Facebook………………….introducing people………………………

On the Sickipedia page on facebook, Nicholas McKirdy raises an important issue: “Why has the Ban Sickipedia group got more members than this group? I never knew that many scousers can afford the internet.”