Category: shopping

A friend asked me yesterday why I keep going to my local cornershop as opposed to a big supermarket like Tesco. ‘It’s Nisa,’ I replied.

It’s a dog-eat-dog world. Especially when you buy your pet food at Lidl.

I went to Morrison’s to do some shopping, when I saw a sign saying: “The Cheaper The Better” I thought that was a brilliant idea, and went to Asda instead.

Been to a department store shopping today with the Mrs because she’s been banging on again about wanting a new lamp Standard.

Apparently Tesco have been aided by a well-known budget supermarket to get them through the credit crunch. Well, every Lidl helps.

Waitrose. The easy way to lose your money.

So Primark has pulled padded bikinis for 7 year olds, now my niece has nothing to go with her crotchless pants.

I phoned my bank today and said, “I’d like to put a block on my credit card.” “No problem Sir,” he said, “Was it lost or stolen?” “Neither,” I replied, “My wife has just gone out shopping.”

I went down the local green grocers today and asked for three pounds of Potatoes. The guy shook his head “Its kilo’s nowadays mate” “Oh, Three pounds of Kilos then please”

I just heard Clinton Cards were shutting down, so I popped into hallmark and got them a sorry your closing card.

Tempo Clothing, “Sale Last Week!” I thought, “Why are they telling me now?”

I’ve just been made redundant, gonna have to make some sacrifices and go back to Basics… Yep, that’s right, no more Taste the Difference for me!

Judging by their adverts, getting your shopping through the checkout at Somerfield would take the best part of a day.

I think Volvic represents excellent value for money. No matter how many times I refill my empty bottle from the tap, it always tastes just like Volvic.

I went into my local music shop and asked for something that goes ‘ping’. ‘Ping?’ The owner asked. ‘You’ll do!’