Tesco Thick Bleach “Kills …
Tesco Thick Bleach “Kills germs and bacteria dead” I’d say that was thick alright
Continue ReadingTesco Thick Bleach “Kills germs and bacteria dead” I’d say that was thick alright
Continue ReadingI was food shopping with my wife when I came across something that was utterly shocking. “Look at this!” I said. “It contains 95% fat!” “You’re just pointing at me in a mirror,” she replied.
Continue ReadingIt’s a real shame that after 100 years there will soon be no more Woolworth’s. Pick ‘n Mix was great; where will children go now to learn how to shoplift?
Continue ReadingWalking through ASDA the other day I saw a Hannah Montana doll on the shelf. As i looked at the doll the only words that stood out on the box were “Try Me”
Continue ReadingSubway. The only place where you’d actually be willing to pay a black man to give you 6 inches.
Continue ReadingOne of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Continue ReadingMy Butcher is selling meat on hire purchase. But you have to have a joint account.
Continue ReadingI said to the wife, “I’ve been to Asda today and I got three, yes, three, trolleys full of food for 7 quid. Beat that then.” She said, “Good for you!” I said, “No, smart price.”
Continue ReadingTesco’s slogan should be ‘unexpected item in bagging area’
Continue ReadingThe wii supposedly brings your family together… well so does a rope.
Continue ReadingI was in a shop the other day and the girl behind the counter said: can you come on this till please. So I did
Continue ReadingJust took Jessie J’s advice, and “forgot about the pricetag”. Debenhams security guards were not amused.
Continue ReadingI went to buy shoes today. I entered the shop. Saw shoes I liked. Got shoes in my size. Tried shoes. Liked shoes. Bought shoes. Left shop. Entire process, 2 minutes 37 seconds. Women take note
Continue ReadingI just bought a straight piece of plastic. It rules. ———————————————————— I just bought a grey lump of limestone. It rocks. ———————————————————— I just bought a Dyson. It sucks. ———————————————————— I just bought a fridge, it’s cool
Continue ReadingWhats the point in those Tescos self service check-outs, if you have to call a member of staff to put in their code for every other item?
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