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“Have it your way” is the Burger King slogan, Apparently doggy style with the lady on checkout was the wrong interpretation of this.
Continue Reading“Have it your way” is the Burger King slogan, Apparently doggy style with the lady on checkout was the wrong interpretation of this.
Continue ReadingI saw a bloke being completely henpecked by his girlfriend on The Jeremy Kyle Show. You could really see who wears the tracksuit bottoms in their relationship.
Continue ReadingI keep chickens in my back garden and I noticed they were looking a bit dirty so I got the hose out and gave them a rinse off. It certainly ruffled a few feathers.
Continue ReadingI hear the secret to a good joke is perfect timing. 00:09
Continue ReadingFailed English? That’ll learn ya
Continue ReadingConfucius say he who seeks a good sandwich should date a girl from subways.
Continue Reading“the worst way to stop a bullet is with your head” -Abraham Lincon
Continue ReadingMy neighbour thinks he’s so great, I decided to demolish his washing line. That knocked him down a peg or two.
Continue ReadingThe Curiosity Rover has just found a toilet with the seat up, proving once and for all that men ARE actually from Mars.
Continue ReadingWhoever says that its not the winning its the taking part that counts has obviously never played russian roulette.
Continue ReadingWhoever said “nothing lasts forever” obviously hasn’t tried masturbating over Susan Boyle!
Continue ReadingAs I lay there in intensive care, I realised ‘the bigger they are, the harder they fall’ was a little wide of the mark, and ‘the bigger they are, the harder they punch’ is a far more accurate idiom.
Continue ReadingNext time you see a pretty girl late at night and you don’t know whether to approach them or not – why not take a stab in the dark? They struggle less when they’re wounded!
Continue ReadingI’ve had it with speed limits. I’m putting my foot down.
Continue ReadingI always dress to the right. Bovver boots and a swastika armband.
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