I was looking everywhere …
I was looking everywhere for my FIFA 10 and eventually found it at the back of my TV cabinet. It was above and beyond the Call of Duty.
Continue ReadingI was looking everywhere for my FIFA 10 and eventually found it at the back of my TV cabinet. It was above and beyond the Call of Duty.
Continue ReadingMy Uncle always told me the secret to a happy life was to eat like a King and make love like a Queen…of course that was before aids came into the picture.
Continue ReadingIf I had a pound for every time I got a hole in one of my socks, I’d walk around with no shoes on.
Continue ReadingHow do i stop an addiction to cold turkey?
Continue ReadingThought: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Continue ReadingI went to visit Ryan Giggs at his country retreat last week. As I was pulling into his drive I caught a glimpse of his horse as it flashed past my car, sprinting away from the stable at top speed. I ran to the door and shouted, “Come quickly Ryan, we’d better go and catch […]
Continue ReadingI was on my way into work and a mate gave me a lift. No use to me, I live in a bungalow.
Continue ReadingFuneral processions. Hats off to ’em.
Continue ReadingSinging Lessons….40 Pink Dress….80 Hotel for the night….110 Taxi to studio….15 The look on her face when Ant says ‘we don’t have time to do it again’ PRICELESS! There’s some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s Hollie Steel.
Continue ReadingI hate it when people make up random sayings to sound interesting and different, I mean whats the point? Might as well chuck a donkey on the bonfire!
Continue ReadingWhatever about trying to find a needle in a haystack, try finding a piece of hay in a stack of needles
Continue ReadingIf life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Continue ReadingI took a trip to the Black Sea recently and it was awful, what a waste of money. Now I finally understand the phrase “Once you go Black, you never go back.”
Continue ReadingGive an underprivileged man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. give the man a fishing rod he’ll get splinters in his mouth.
Continue ReadingAs I pointed the gun at the baby, I decided to add to the dramatic atmosphere. I said, “Any first words?”
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