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I’ve just taken a trip down memory lane. Bad idea. I’m now off my head on acid in a street I don’t know.
Continue ReadingI’ve just taken a trip down memory lane. Bad idea. I’m now off my head on acid in a street I don’t know.
Continue ReadingLet me make this perfectly clear. T H I S.
Continue Reading“Hold your horses” Because even horses need a little love.
Continue ReadingI knew when I was labelled the ‘black sheep of the family’ that I was destined for a life of crime.
Continue Reading`Opposites attract. Like magnets,’ says the wife. Then why has the north pole gone as far as it possibly can to get away from the south pole.
Continue ReadingI saw a man get shot today and couldn’t help but think that it could have been me. If I was Chinese and messed up getting a gold medal.
Continue ReadingThey say there’s no such thing as a free lunch. I disagree. I’ve just seen the security guard go to lunch and I walked out of Boots with a meal deal under my jacket.
Continue ReadingI went into HMV and bought a DVD of the film “Happiness” Just to prove a point.
Continue ReadingAfter a day in the sun, sea and sand with my wife, it ended in the best way possible. She drowned.
Continue ReadingWomen around the world are waking up to the dangers of Rohypnol.
Continue ReadingCombine Harvesters. Separating the wheat from the chaff.
Continue ReadingMy death metal band ‘Abuk’ got sued the other day. Apparently you have to pay royalties when you record a version of a copyrighted song. In my defence, i told the court not to judge Abuk by its cover.
Continue ReadingMy mum always told me “You can pick your friends but you can’t pick your family”. “Especially out of police line-ups”.
Continue ReadingOnce you go black you never go back… No, seriously: if you go to a black man’s house, you’re never getting out.
Continue ReadingThere’s two sides to every story. MINE… and the truth.
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