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BBC News: ‘Mystery of beheaded French King solved’. Hmmm… just guessing, but I’d say he got his head cut off.
Continue ReadingBBC News: ‘Mystery of beheaded French King solved’. Hmmm… just guessing, but I’d say he got his head cut off.
Continue ReadingTV advert for a home learning…. “I have just completed my creative writing course, the feeling is….indiscribable” Money well spent then!
Continue Reading‘I’m gonna cut off my eyebrows and draw new ones on with a pencil’ – Woman logic
Continue ReadingMSN News Headline. “Gardener shot in head has no memory of event.” I’m the same, sometimes I forget where I put my keys, sometimes I forget what day it is, sometimes I forget when I’ve been shot in the head. No-one remembers the little details.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend came into the living room and asked, “Has somebody been clipping their toenails into the bath?” “You mean apart from me?”
Continue ReadingI like to whistle when I’m bored. Tends to make church more interesting.
Continue ReadingPortuguese detectives have tonight found the body of Maddie McCann in her Praia Da Luz apartment. The Metropolitan Police have been first to offer their congratulations.
Continue ReadingThe wife just said to me, “Why is it that you always want to do the bare minimum?” “Do you want me to answer that?” I replied.
Continue ReadingMy driving instructor just said, “When driving through thick fog, what should you use?” “A car.” I replied
Continue Reading2009 For Kids: This fat piggy crashed the market, This fat piggy gave us flu, This fat piggy piggy got a bonus, And the general public got none. And this fat piggy went ‘wee wee wee’ as he claimed expenses on his second home.
Continue ReadingHave you heard of the new game African children have started playing? ”Where’s Kony?”
Continue Reading‘Describing my love for you is like describing the taste of water,’ I said to my new girlfriend. Smiling, she said ‘Awww..’ ‘Yeah, its bland and doesn’t exist.’
Continue Reading“Your ticket helps support the British film industry.” How about using some of the money to make a decent film for once?
Continue ReadingI had a row with my girlfriend down the pub last night and ended up chucking my drink over her. Thank god I was only drinking Carling.
Continue ReadingThe man who came up with estimation has died…. His funerals due to take place round about Wednesday next week.
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