On a recent trip to Istan …
On a recent trip to Istanbul there was a building with hundreds of stalls in it selling spices, food, equipment, all sorts of objects and even animals and pets! Bizaar
Continue ReadingOn a recent trip to Istanbul there was a building with hundreds of stalls in it selling spices, food, equipment, all sorts of objects and even animals and pets! Bizaar
Continue ReadingI wanted to join the nudist camp in December, but they were clothed for Winter.
Continue ReadingI’ve just taken a bold risk and downloaded some audio recording software for my computer. The Audacity!
Continue ReadingBBC News: Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland Such a shame as he’d done so well in the heats.
Continue ReadingAh yes, 9/11. The age range I molest exclusively to.
Continue ReadingMy obsession with cars is causing my wife and I to drift apart.
Continue ReadingWent out to buy some dough mixture the other day, it’s how I roll.
Continue ReadingI was enjoying a hot bowl of soup yesterday when my girlfriend walked in and asked me: “How’s your soup honey” “It’s, soup-er duper” Came my witty reply… I am currently single.
Continue ReadingI’m getting no sleep living next to the Slazenger factory. Such a racket.
Continue ReadingMy mate thinks his new private jet looks great. I think it’s a little plane
Continue ReadingI’m not a big fan of street food. It’s just a bit too pedestrian.
Continue ReadingI am setting up a shopping website called Bulldozers.com. I should be able to take down Amazon
Continue ReadingThe Beach Boys walk into a bar “Round?” “Round?” “Get a round” “I get a round?” “Get a round….”
Continue ReadingI take my clothes to the dry cleaners If I took them to the wet cleaners I might slip over
Continue ReadingI went to a fancy dress party last night and I saw this guy who’d dressed as a Helium balloon. He was stuck to the ceiling, I thought “He’s let himself go.”
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