Category: puns

On a recent trip to Istanbul there was a building with hundreds of stalls in it selling spices, food, equipment, all sorts of objects and even animals and pets! Bizaar

I wanted to join the nudist camp in December, but they were clothed for Winter.

I’ve just taken a bold risk and downloaded some audio recording software for my computer. The Audacity!

BBC News: Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland Such a shame as he’d done so well in the heats.

Ah yes, 9/11. The age range I molest exclusively to.

My obsession with cars is causing my wife and I to drift apart.

Went out to buy some dough mixture the other day, it’s how I roll.

I was enjoying a hot bowl of soup yesterday when my girlfriend walked in and asked me: “How’s your soup honey” “It’s, soup-er duper” Came my witty reply… I am currently single.

I’m getting no sleep living next to the Slazenger factory. Such a racket.

My mate thinks his new private jet looks great. I think it’s a little plane

I’m not a big fan of street food. It’s just a bit too pedestrian.

I am setting up a shopping website called Bulldozers.com. I should be able to take down Amazon

The Beach Boys walk into a bar “Round?” “Round?” “Get a round” “I get a round?” “Get a round….”

I take my clothes to the dry cleaners If I took them to the wet cleaners I might slip over

I went to a fancy dress party last night and I saw this guy who’d dressed as a Helium balloon. He was stuck to the ceiling, I thought “He’s let himself go.”