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I’m supporting my local vegetarian store. So I bought a stake in it.
Continue ReadingI’m supporting my local vegetarian store. So I bought a stake in it.
Continue ReadingI suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch an antelope, you’ve seen a maul.
Continue ReadingI used to go out with a girl called Arial. I dumped her. She wasn’t my type.
Continue ReadingMy phone’s broke. I keep having to give it a tenner every month.
Continue ReadingMy friend is really interested in magnets. Personally, I can’t see the attraction.
Continue ReadingI live off the land In a house boat
Continue ReadingI had a fight with a piece of wood yesterday. I decked it.
Continue ReadingI’ve never liked windmills. I know that’s going against the grain…
Continue ReadingDespite being mute myself, it really frustrates me when I see other mutes trying to communicate with each other. Oh well, I’m not one to talk
Continue ReadingMy mate asked me, ‘How long is a piece of string?’ ’13 letters in total’ I replied.
Continue ReadingMe & my mates had a game of “No Surrender” before. I won hands down.
Continue ReadingI just got back from the Hospital, I had to have an operation to remove a Tumor from my brain. I have to say it’s a load off my mind.
Continue ReadingI wonder if tiger woods wife is out clubbing tonight
Continue ReadingThe path between my house and my neighbour’s house is full of rubbish. Litter alley.
Continue ReadingMichael Cera has been put on trial with his brother on allegations of murder. The media are calling it ‘case cera cera’
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