Earlier, I ate a load of …
Earlier, I ate a load of photons It was a light lunch
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Continue ReadingI have a genius fish. So smart, in fact, that he has been allowed to join a local high school. That was until recently when he took Debate.
Continue ReadingWhats a blind persons favorite liquor? Brailleys.
Continue ReadingI was driving down the road when I ran over some hummus. A little further on, I hit taramasalata. Then I saw a road sign: ‘Caution – dips in road’
Continue ReadingIf you dont shake properly after going to the toilet, then urine trouble
Continue ReadingThe last 10 fancy dress parties I’ve been to I’ve gone as a shark The joke is wearing fin
Continue ReadingI don’t mind trigonometry problems. Normally only takes me a few secs.
Continue ReadingI hate my internet provider. It may be Virgin, but it keeps going down on me.
Continue ReadingI arrived home from the hospital this morning to inform my wife of the disturbing news that I had been diagnosed with a highly malignant and ultimately fatal type of blood cancer. Like a woman possessed, she forced me onto the couch, tearing at my clothes and straddled me, making earthmoving, rampant love to me […]
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a black man after plastic surgery? A re-formed criminal
Continue ReadingWhenever I find a pretty girl I look for intelligence. Because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine!
Continue ReadingJust got sacked from my job today. I didn’t realise that they actually packed fudge in boxes.
Continue ReadingI had to cancel my trip to Germany due to my crippling fear of sausages. It’s the wurst.
Continue ReadingI always pull fat women and they all seem to say the same thing. “Stop pulling me”
Continue Reading‘Schools waste millions’. It’s about time we had a population cull.
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