When I received my dinner …
When I received my dinner, I only got a knife and a spoon. It’s the fork that counts.
Continue ReadingWhen I received my dinner, I only got a knife and a spoon. It’s the fork that counts.
Continue ReadingMy teacher told me I use far too much hyperbole in my in my work. I personally think she is exaggerating….
Continue ReadingI broke an upholsterers fingers last week. I don’t think he’ll ever recover.
Continue ReadingWhat do mushrooms wear to the gym? A spores bra.
Continue ReadingMy wife was brought home by the police today, having just been fined by them. Gutted. Oh, wait, it isn’t spelled fined… it’s found.
Continue Reading“Facebook linked to rise in syphilis” What next? “Sickipedia linked to rise in Bad Jokes” Lets not make any rash calls here.
Continue ReadingI knew about hyperboles ages ago.
Continue ReadingMy mum brought home a new box of washing powder for the first time today. But it’s not my biological washing powder and it can’t tell me what to do
Continue ReadingRulers have measurable power.
Continue ReadingMy Cat’s a real ladies man, he never stops picking up birds.
Continue ReadingTrust me, you don’t want to play golf with Sven Goran Eriksson. He takes forever to take a shot, because he keeps changing clubs.
Continue ReadingI was trying to explain trigonometry to my teenage nephew the other day, but I kept going off on a tangent.
Continue ReadingIf you like fish, then you shoulda put herring on it.
Continue ReadingI was on the bus, and I saw a sign which read “Please place your litter in the plastic bags provided”. Anyway, now the RSPCA are after me for “Suffocating cats”
Continue ReadingI’m loving my low fat diet. I don’t have to eat the wife out any more.
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