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My Daughter said she had to do a study on a meteor shower – The school didnt take kindly to a video of me showering with a Peperami
Continue ReadingMy Daughter said she had to do a study on a meteor shower – The school didnt take kindly to a video of me showering with a Peperami
Continue ReadingFree puppetry lesson. There’s strings attached.
Continue ReadingI walked past a measuring jug earlier which said ‘150 centimetres cubed!’ I think it speaks volumes.
Continue ReadingMy wife was stressed out earlier, so I decapitated her. Hope that took the weight off her shoulders
Continue ReadingI’m going on a rampage at the deed poll office tomorrow. I’ll definitely be making a name for myself!
Continue ReadingMy grandma said to me the other day “what would i do without my soaps?” You would smell, grandma.
Continue ReadingAn extra chromosome always gets me downs 🙁
Continue ReadingI think David Haye needs to fight one of the Klitschko brothers for the good of boxing Its Vitali important
Continue ReadingI can’t believe the undemocratic EU will only allow power-saving lightbulbs to be sold. I’m incandescent!.
Continue ReadingI just got a job in advertising. They’ve have asked me to sell protractors but im not sure what angle i should take.
Continue ReadingA friend of mine is studying Third World Development. Surely there can’t be much money in it?
Continue ReadingI’ve recently been diagnosed with Muscular Dystrophy… I’m here all weak.
Continue ReadingIt was only after I had jumped out the plane without a parachute that I realised the gravity of the situation.
Continue ReadingI’m officially the fastest Royal Mail thief in the country. I’ve held the post for the past three years running.
Continue ReadingDo deaf mathematicians speak in sine language?
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