I asked the bartender for …
I asked the bartender for something cold and filled with rum. So he recommended his wife.
Continue ReadingI asked the bartender for something cold and filled with rum. So he recommended his wife.
Continue ReadingHermaphrodites – The only real single parents.
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Continue ReadingPyongyang – the only capital city that sounds like a ricochet sound effect from an old fashioned Western.
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Continue ReadingI was going to learn what futile means, but now I think it’s pointless.
Continue ReadingIf you have a choice between ugly or fat, remember this. You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
Continue ReadingYour wife is like Communism, everybody gets a share.
Continue ReadingA random man came up to me the other day and threw a handful of lego at me! I really don’t know what to make of this ?
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Continue ReadingI’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Continue ReadingWhenever I delete an App on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they’re all panicking over who’s going to be deleted.
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