I used to be excellent at …
I used to be excellent at foreplay, but since developing arthritis I’ve lost my touch.
Continue ReadingI used to be excellent at foreplay, but since developing arthritis I’ve lost my touch.
Continue ReadingMy native American telecoms company went up in smoke.
Continue ReadingJust watched a movie called ‘The Vice’. It was gripping stuff.
Continue ReadingAnyone who says they don’t make fun of a muslim’s eating habits are telling Porkies.
Continue ReadingWe have so much in common. You want to travel . . . I want you to go . . .
Continue ReadingI lost my job at lastminute.com for being persistently late.
Continue ReadingHalf a dozen Because “six” is way too long.
Continue ReadingDue to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse.
Continue ReadingSo, if you have a Local Area Network in Australia, is that the LAN down under.
Continue ReadingMy time machine and I go way back
Continue ReadingSo let me get this right. I can start prowling the park an hour earlier this evening?
Continue ReadingI just bought a 750ml bottle of Domestos lemon but it just tastes like normal Domestos to me
Continue ReadingMy mum’s ran off with a black man! It’s Linford Christie. She’ll never keep up.
Continue ReadingNewquay, coming down hard on underage drinkers since 2009.
Continue ReadingI couldn’t be a pessimist if I tried.
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