I wanted to be a milkman, …
I wanted to be a milkman, I just didn’t have the bottle!!”
Continue ReadingI wanted to be a milkman, I just didn’t have the bottle!!”
Continue ReadingI can’t picture myself without a camera phone.
Continue ReadingThe hippos at my local zoo do great impressions of my wife.
Continue ReadingDo incontinent optimists see their bladders as half-full?
Continue ReadingTwo psychics met for lunch, One said “You’re fine. How am I?”
Continue ReadingI saw a dirty car earlier and couldn’t help but write ‘Cleaned by the NHS’ on the window.
Continue ReadingTo be perfectly honest, I only ever do over the statutory limit when I’m driving.
Continue ReadingI get a bit of stick occasionally, being a glue sniffer.
Continue ReadingYou can find your way onto the underground fighting scene if you look hard enough.
Continue ReadingIs it me or is it that Joseph Jackson looks like a black version of Josef Fritzl?
Continue ReadingDid you ever skip the line for the dole just so you’re not late for work?
Continue ReadingTomorrow the wife goes for a twenty week scan. That’s brilliant. I won’t see her again until March 30th, 2012.
Continue ReadingThe Vice President resigned and that of course is Iranian for shot and thrown out of a car.
Continue ReadingI wonder how many Jamrag’s T shirts have DUPLICATE on the back of them
Continue ReadingSmith’s Scampi Fries – officially reminding men of that ex they will always regret.
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