Category: one liner

if you cant gag her using duct tape, you’ve obviously not used enough ?

Just got back from a typical labour strong hold… …or Asda as its commonly known.

What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.

My english teacher walked into a bar. Which signifies a tense atmosphere and mood.

What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

How do you stop an Ethiopian from drowning? Steal his plane tickets.

British summertimes are the BST.

A plane crash is no laughing matter. On other websites.

The worst decision of all time was made by the person who showed the Indians how to use the telephone.

Playing with stretchers are fun, but don’t get carried away

I went to a charity auction last night. Bought Oxfam.

I just had a bake sale. Hotcakes didn’t sell as well as we’d been told they would.

There are two types of people in this World, those who finish what they start and

The average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton.

Anybody else find it impossible to walk out of the newsagents without having a sneaky peek at the top shelf?