Wheelchair users and bene …
Wheelchair users and benefit cheats run in my family.
Continue ReadingWheelchair users and benefit cheats run in my family.
Continue ReadingI’ve got a good joke about Royal Mail, but I think I’ll post it next week.
Continue ReadingMy wife went out to buy a new car but all she came back with was a bar stool. Apparently, it’s the new Seat.
Continue Readingjokes about the spanish on sickipedia? no way, jos
Continue ReadingThe best way of getting over someone is getting on top of someone else.
Continue ReadingThere is no greater fear for a man than the few seconds after proposing a hi-5, standing with his hand in the air and a pleading look in his eyes not to be left hanging
Continue ReadingI’ve just been to a restaurant and I saw a sign on the door saying, ‘Look out for our new menu’. I walked in and it hit me in the face.
Continue ReadingSky News “US woman to be executed with IQ between 70 and 72” So 71?
Continue ReadingMy old man’s not a dustman but he sometimes wears a dustman’s hat just to confuse people.
Continue ReadingI wanted to make a joke about font, but I’m not bold enough.
Continue ReadingI shaved a hedgehog earlier. It was pointless.
Continue ReadingThe great thing about imaginary friends is that if you square them they become real.
Continue ReadingMy agent said I should use a pen name, so from now on I am calling myself Bic Parker.
Continue ReadingI really wouldn’t be surprised or bothered if i had no emotion.
Continue ReadingUntil they invented the other side of velcro, it never caught on.
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