I’m pretty sure that a ci …
I’m pretty sure that a city built on rock and roll would be fairly structurally unsound…
Continue ReadingI’m pretty sure that a city built on rock and roll would be fairly structurally unsound…
Continue ReadingI was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.
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Continue ReadingIf Christopher Walken. Was to write. A joke. It would probably. Contain. Too many. Full stops.
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