Category: money

“I Need 250 Million Dollars” To be honest, the Zimbabwe version of Aloe Blacc’s “I Need a Dollar” was far less catchy.

Anyone else find it funny that the vietnamese currency is ‘Dong’? Just imagine going there: “I’ve worked hard for my dong” “Get your dong out” “Give me your dong” “I just put my dong in the bank” “I’m putting my dong to good use” “He uses his dong well” “I only have one dong” “He […]

If I had a pound for every time my bank asked me to pay my overdraft I probably could.

What do vending machines and black people have in common? Neither of them ever work, and they keep stealing your money.

why do things cost more when you buy them in a toilet?

They say counting money is bad luck, In that case poor people dont have much to worry about.

I’m not a big fan of Formula 1. If I wanted to drive round and round aimlessly for obscene amounts of money, I’d have become a London cabbie.

My wife says I only married her because her dad left her loads of money in his will. She’s wrong. I don’t care where she got all her money from.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life! Unless i buy something…

I think the main reason why homeless people are so poor is because they only ever ask for small change.

The pound sterling, and Scottish football. Both on a steep decline, both completely useless in Europe.

A woman lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. It was found by a little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented: “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a 20 in it. Now there are 20 1 coins.” The boy quickly replied: “That’s right, the last time […]

Typical ITV can’t even afford the rights to the scoreboard and clock for the whole game

A new report found that the U.K spends more than 1 billion on redundant government programs. Another report found that the U.K spends more than 1 billion on redundant government programs

How much is ‘half a monkey’ worth in London? Not much, it’s dead.