I knew my finances were b …
I knew my finances were bad, but I didn’t realise how bad they were until I put my card in the cash machine today. The machine swallowed my card and a message popped up saying, ‘GAME OVER’
Continue ReadingI knew my finances were bad, but I didn’t realise how bad they were until I put my card in the cash machine today. The machine swallowed my card and a message popped up saying, ‘GAME OVER’
Continue ReadingI’ve got a pony in my pocket. Or at least that’s what I tell all the girls.
Continue ReadingWhen I was a kid we were so poor, we would go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
Continue ReadingNo wonder I’ve been having financial problems, I just found out my wages have been going directly to rapper Lloyd Banks.
Continue ReadingI was at the office Christmas party last night and popped out of the hotel to get some money out the cash machine. This woman approached me and said Give me 40 and Ill do anything you want so I gave her the 40 and told her to double glaze my house.
Continue ReadingI’ve maxed out at the bank and they keep phoning me, I wish they would just leave me a loan.
Continue ReadingWonga.com Legalised stealing.
Continue ReadingI’ve got some reliable inside information about Apple’s next product. I won’t be able to afford it.
Continue ReadingQuickQuid, because everyone is stupid enough to have all their outgoings at the end of the month…
Continue ReadingJust before Magners released their excellent yearly figures, a mate tipped me off & I bought thousands of shares. Unfortunately, he’s been arrested for in-cider trading.
Continue ReadingMy wife told me she’s pregnant with a girl. That’s great, I can save 20% on allowance!
Continue ReadingRemember, Credit card debt is for life, not just for Christmas
Continue ReadingI’m not in debt, I’m just big-loaned…
Continue ReadingThe Joseph Rowntree Foundation lists scores of key indicators of poverty in the U.K split into eight main categories. Over the last few years I have been working on a way of simplifying the process and I’m proud to say that after much testing I have now confirmed that I have a method to diagnose […]
Continue ReadingHeadline: Six million hit by tax errors. Would it be in bad taste to add holocaust at the end?
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