Category: library

Man asks Librarian for a book on OCD. Librarian says ” Gimme a minute and fifty two seconds”

A Librarian walks into a bar and asks for a book on irony.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on confusing endings. But she did.

Man goes into a library and asks for a book about French War Heroes. The librarian tells him to try the fiction section.

I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That’s the last thing I remember.

Is the Bridgend library the only one that does actually lend books on suicide?

My old Dad always used to say to me, never a lender or a borrower be, which was a bit odd as he was a librarian.

My wife likes to tease me a bit by always asking “Is it in yet” I wish she would stop ordering obscure books from the Library where I work.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book with a surprise ending. The librarian gives it to him.

I went into the library and asked “have you any books on Maddie McCann?” The librarian said “yes, they’re just over by the window. Just take one”

A man walks into a library and says, “I…” The librarian interrupts “in the duplicate section”

A man walked into a library and asked for 33 books on Mine Rescue. The librarian asked him, “Are you sure you want them all out?”.

A paki goes into a library and asks the librarian if they have a book about making people happy . The librarian replies “Yes, try this book on suicide.”

I walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian told me, “Unfortunately, these books have become subject to censorship and are now banned by law.”

Man goes into a library and asks for a book on ‘Probability’. Librarian says, “It might be on that shelf over there”.