I really need to do somet …
I really need to do something about my pimple problems. I fell asleep at the library the other day and woke up only to find a blind guy reading my face.
Continue ReadingI really need to do something about my pimple problems. I fell asleep at the library the other day and woke up only to find a blind guy reading my face.
Continue ReadingI asked the librarian to direct me to the spy thriller section. It was all very hush-hush.
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on suffocation. The librarian says, “Would you like a bag with that?”
Continue ReadingSo, David Carradine managed to persuade that librarian then…
Continue Reading“BBC News – Library closure threats spark campaigns across England” So no longer will a man be able to walk into a library and ask for a book on suicide…
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks “do you have any books with an abrupt ending?”
Continue ReadingRicky Ponting walks into a library. And the librarian says,”Looking for a book on suicide, aren’t you ?”
Continue ReadingA man was arrested for breaking into a library. They threw the book at him.
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Libyan Air Force. And the Librarian says: ” Over there, Sir, In the Tanks section”
Continue ReadingSickipedians these days live in a strange world with only one librarian, and an irate one at that.
Continue ReadingThey just opened a new African-American library in my neighborhood. It’s truly amazing. Largest collection of coloring books I’ve ever seen.
Continue ReadingA man walks into library, “Do you have a book on schizophrenia?” “We only have one, but they are both out at the moment.”
Continue ReadingA bloke asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, “Too much Saxon violence.”
Continue ReadingI man goes into a Korean library and asks for a book on Dogs The Librarian replies: “It’s over there, in the cookery section”.
Continue ReadingA German walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, “No mate, you’ll lose it.”
Continue Reading