A man goes to the library …
A man goes to the library… …but it was closed due to government spending cuts.
Continue ReadingA man goes to the library… …but it was closed due to government spending cuts.
Continue Readingblack man walks into a library and asks for a book on crime.. librarian returns with a book on irony..
Continue ReadingA blind man walks into a library and says, “Do you have any books on tape?” The librarian says, “Yes, but it’s not a very interesting subject.”
Continue ReadingStephen Hawking walks into a library.
Continue ReadingA librarian walks into a library and says “Excuse me, do you have a book on role reversal?”
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on Hitler. ‘It’s on the far right’ the librarian replies. ‘Thank you, I’d also like a book on Marxist theory’ ‘Furthest left sir’ ‘and Nick Clegg?’ ‘Sorry sir, I don’t know where that one is’
Continue ReadingMan goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, “You’re in luck! This one’s just come back.”
Continue Readinga Muslim walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide bombing. Librarian says ” This one will blow you away”
Continue ReadingA Scouser goes into a library and ask for a book about suicide. The librarian says: “Sod it, I wish I hadn’t recommended it to that ginger now.”
Continue ReadingA woman went into a library looking for a book on weddings. The librarian says, it`s just up that aisle.
Continue ReadingA man goes into a library and asks for a book on Native American homesteads. Librarian says, “We don’t have it at the moment, I’ll put it on reservation”.
Continue ReadingI was in a newsagents, reading a magazine when the shopkeeper came up to me and said “This is not a library”. So I said, “Alright, I will talk louder then”.
Continue ReadingA Sickipedian walks into a library. The librarian says “Crack a joke and I’ll stab you!”
Continue ReadingA child walks into a library and gets killed. It was a mobile library travelling at 40mph.
Continue ReadingI’ve burnt my library card as a silent protest.
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