My mate give me this weir …
My mate give me this weird pen the other day. I started writing before a gang of people, a dog and a van popped out the end of it. I was so confused. Must’ve been mystery ink.
Continue ReadingMy mate give me this weird pen the other day. I started writing before a gang of people, a dog and a van popped out the end of it. I was so confused. Must’ve been mystery ink.
Continue ReadingWomen are so dramatic. ‘Be careful, you’ll have my eye out with that!’ With a tennis ball mum? REALLY?
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend asked, “Why don’t you ever get my jokes about your laziness?” I said, “Get them yourself”
Continue ReadingThe pub quiz last night was Run DMC themed and I didn’t do very well. Well it’s like that, and that’s the way it is.
Continue ReadingYou will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. Even more so if you are a man.
Continue ReadingRight, it just took me 10 minutes to get on. Who’s dead now?
Continue ReadingDue to the rising prices of everyday items, iv had to milk my cereal for every penny.
Continue ReadingWhat do you get when you cross McDonalds with autism? Asburger’s.
Continue ReadingMy mate is really irritating- instead of facing his problems, he just hides from them. His name is Wally.
Continue ReadingBBC News “Recent studies show that most Google searches these days are from people trying to see if most of these headlines actually exist”
Continue Readinglike all honest, hardworking people nowadays… Im white.
Continue ReadingI left a sign outside my house that said “Beware of the dog”. Days later, despite the sign -the postman had knocked on the door. Before I could tell him to run away, a huge dog appeared; growling and drooling. “Do you have any idea what time it is?!” My wife said.
Continue ReadingCan I play in the sandbox, Mummy? Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.
Continue ReadingYou know its a joke on here when it starts with ”I was talking to a girl….”.
Continue ReadingLanded in Saudi Arabia to see a mate and showed him the bag of pot I snuck into the plane. “Flush that or your gonna get stoned!” What an idiot, that’s what pot is suppose to do!
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