Beaver 1: “The river has …
Beaver 1: “The river has flooded….The cascading water is ruining all of our homes!” Beaver 2: “Dammit!”
Continue ReadingBeaver 1: “The river has flooded….The cascading water is ruining all of our homes!” Beaver 2: “Dammit!”
Continue ReadingMeanwhile in Africa. Breaking News: Two goat driven carts ram into the World Trade Huts.
Continue ReadingI cant believe it!… Monday night I was watching Keith Allen interview Keith Floyd then on Tuesday morning Keith Floyd drops dead!… Any chance Keith can interview his daughter Lily in the next programme?…
Continue ReadingMy wife said she’s going to leave me because of my obsession with calendars. I’m counting the days…
Continue ReadingBirmingham city have just signed Chilean international Jean Beausejour from Club America Looks like they dug him out from the minor leagues!
Continue ReadingMy party trick is to fill my foreskin with over forty 10p pieces. And that’s why I’m not a Children’s Entertainer anymore.
Continue ReadingI often lie awake at night, and ask myself “Where have I gone wrong?” To which a voice replies, “This is going to take more than one night.”
Continue ReadingWant proof we sickipedians can TAKE a joke? Just see how many Duplicates there are !
Continue ReadingHard on + Beer = Fat bird.
Continue ReadingI just had a feeling of deja vu, then I thought: thats never happened before
Continue ReadingI had a serious conversation with the wife today. “You haven’t done anything to make me feel special lately!” she said. “Quite the opposite, my dear, thanks to me, you are very popular on sickipedia.org!”
Continue Readingwhats the only part of a piece of clothing thats constantly trying to get your attention? ….a hem!!
Continue ReadingI’m fed up with everytime i throw a house party the place gets wrecked! so i’ve started getting a deposit at the door, best idea ever! And if anything was to get wrecked, well at least i’ll have a nice collection of bra’s and tops….
Continue ReadingAfter four months of destryoing the re-occuring spider web on my car, I give up. This brave spider has earned the right to live inside my car mirror; unlike 50,000 people in the UK called Mohammed.
Continue Readinga man walks into a bar and wonders “how many times do I do this each day?”
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